Today the guys finished stage 2 of the Vuelta Nicagarua - the Team Time Trial. I’m not exactly sure what a Team Time Trial is, but I do know it includes cool action words like “draft” and “sit in”, and that sometimes they wear cool looking skinsuits and helmets.
So while I was watching “Dr. Phil” this afternoon (rerun) I was imagining who I would want on my fantasy Team Time Trial team. Here’s what I came up with:
TORI SPELLING. She might be too busy with her reality show at the Bed & Breakfast, but as you can see she already knows how to ride a bike and this would be a great way for her to lose the baby weight.
DARIA MORGENDORFFER. Mom says if she were a cartoon character, she’d probably be Daria. So she’s someone I want on my team.
BRET & JEMAINE FROM FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS. They ride bikes all the time on the show, so I’m sure they could handle it. Plus, maybe they’ll write a song about me.
BUTTERS. If you’ve ever watched “South Park” you know that Butters has a can-do attitude despite consistently being ridiculed and abused by his friends and family. So he knows all about SUFFERING. Which is super important in cycling, according to David.
That’s how I woof, Barkley
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